why the fuck didn’t ringo starr do this shit he should have totally shot himself then my parents wouldn’t have named me after this dick face because it would be well uninteresting to name your kid after a dead person if you have this guys number and he needs help choosing the right decision on whether or not to pull the trigger just let me have it i will ring him up and give him some friendly advice then dance on his grave but first piss on it and shit on it too

haven’t i made a post in a while that’s because tumblr is shit but i need people to know about the truth about how veggies and hippies are pricks, aren’t i a well cool freedom fighter

Above: If Rachel Riley didn’t exist, I’d fucking plow this girl. But she’d have to have her fingers cut off so she couldn’t make that blasphemous sign with them.

1. Peace is what all those veggie injecting little fag veggie vegan animal shafting dicks talk about all the time. Makes me sick to my stomach. I hate them, so therefore I hate what they have to say.

2. I love playing call of duty and in that game there are lots of guns and shooting and call of duty is a well selling game so that means that death is really cool but even better in real life but then again i fucking hate call of duty and i hate playing it so that makes no sense.

3. War fuels our economy and shit, but that Gordon Brown labour fucking raped it all with his melty scrot sack of a face, and it died. He is crap cuz he is a british prime minister and shit and he caused the global recession.

4. Peace begins with the letter ‘P’. The Nazi, anti-Semitic organization, ‘PETA’ also begins with this letter. PETA bum animals with their tiny cocks and shit. There is a connection.

5. John Lennon supported peace and he is dead that means peace is dead

6. Rachel Riley is a proper cool woman one day I was having my daily fap to countdown and she spelt the word ‘genocide’ on the shelf and she laughed. What a lass, she probably creamed herself as well which is even better.

7. Also, People who protest for piece are ugly fuck heads and Rachel Riley doesn’t like peace (see point 6) so she has priority when it comes to that freedom of speech shit cause Rachel has nice tits.

8. George Harrison also supported peace and he is dead too which means peace is even deader than it was before

9. I also hate cake, and that comes in pieces, which means they are both evil and shit.

10. peace is for terrorists and guys like that obama sinladen

p.s. if you believe in peace that’s cool but you are a fucking dick dont get offeneded

This is the funniest thing i can never get contact like that when i kick my cat hahahahah animal cruelty is super funny

next time they should kick a fox cuz they are bastards who pollute the environment with their gingerness

LETS KILL EM ALLL

1. that kate middleton is a slag she is OvO not a good woman compared To rachel off countdown
2. the queen is a fat obese lazy shit who cant wave properly
3. that guy who is getting married is a illigetimate child of some spanish prostitute
4. its broadcasted on like 6 different channels, including the porn channels
5. that kate middleton has like 5 kids or some shit that she had when she got knocked up on the estate
6. im not allowed to be violent and shit cus they say its disrepectful
7. it sucks dick
8. my wedding will never be on television but then again it wouldnt be anyway cus the only girl i wanna marry is rachel riley and shes getting married to some fuck face
9. it sucks dick

good thinks about the royal wedding

1. they didnt stop showing countdown on channel 4 to show the royal wedding which is great because my daily wank is left undisturbed
2. it makes those socialist hippy bastards angry

1. they bum animals and bumming animals is more unethical than eating them

2. they are vegatarians/vegans and they also bum animals so its just some fucking animal buming fest

3. some of their campaigns are so fucking ridiculous sometimes i think they are trolling

4. They wanted to change the word “fish” to “sea kittens” so people wouldn’t eat them. This means they are trying to ruin Britain’s national dish and the queen should shit on their faces for this treason.

5. They make shit up and faggot bandwagon scene kids actually believe it. You can tell they are just labelling themselves and trying to look cool because they shout out for attention by putting it all over their tumblr saying they are a vegatarian and that they supports all those PETA fags

6. Any fucktard knows that animals aren’t humans, and most animal would eat or enslave us if they could, especially dogs and foxes but they wouldn’t succeed because they’re just too fucking fail.

7. PETA claimed that Jesus lived a natural, homeopathic life, eating vegetables and rejecting animal sacrifice and shit like that even though according to the Bible, Jesus ate fish and meat on several occasions. But then again Jesus doesn’t exist and PETA are faggots for trying to tell us that he does they are probably christian wankers and they are gimps for trying to shove veganism and christianity in our faces, two of my least favourite things.

8. seriously what faggot does not eat meat?

9. they burn people and kill people in their faggot protests which means they value animals more than humans which means they suck at being humans and are probably aliens or some shit

10. one of those peta faggots tried to tell me to feed my cat a vegan diet even though cats are compulsory carnivores and they can’t digest carbohydrates. Therefore cats will store the sugar in their liver and will eventually get diabetes and die. Therefore PETA and vegans are faggots for trying to kill my fucking cat, what wankers.

11. seriously what faggot does not eat meat

12. they shout at people who are eating meat telling them to stop which is just plain rude

Above: Note how the sexy Rachel Riley from Channel 4’s Countdown is in the middle of being a total lass and messing up the letters in order to spell ‘MEAT’, attempting to show Wogan (YES Wogan) and the other vegan PETA vegetarian fussfags that she is a true human and is implying that she eats meat. Well done you short-skirted-faeces-munching-wordy-mathematic-piece-of-sex. Hopefully she also shares my meat fetish. Fucking her with my extra tender lamb chop, and then letting it season and cook in her mouth, releasing all the delicious juices is pretty much my dream.

1. She’s not in my family which is bullshit because if she was my sister I would be able to shag her everyday I mean why didn’t her brother jump to the chance he must be a right frigid fucking dick. Her dad must be frigid as well… And her mum.

2. She’s engaged to that fucking dick called Jame Gilbert or some shit like that when actually I should be fucking her everyday and not him but he is banging Rachel so therfore he is a cunt and I should give him a constonant and a vowel in his face (aka shit on his face).

But apart from that I fucking love her cus she’s fucking hot and an amazing woman and I  bet she’s a fucking amazing shag. She’s also the only reason why I watch countdown even though I don’t care for any of the words and maths shit I just video it and pause it on the bits where Rachel sticks her arse out and do a fap to that shit 

Things I’d love to do to Rachel Riley

1. rainbow kiss

2. donkey punch

3. sunflower

4. t bag

if you don’t know what any of that shit is look it up cause it’s fucking hardcore sex shit and it would give her like 1 million orgasms all at once so she’d explode all over that cunt terry wogan and I bet he’d be well jealous.

1. They got long hair.

2. They wank over grass and the environment which is bad because the environment is bad.

3. They want to save the environment but they also want to save foxes which is a pile of foxshit because foxes pollute the environment and are gay so therefore they are contradictory faggots and I hate contra “dick” shun.

4. All we are saying is don’t give peace a chance. I love war because it’s well funny and as long as I don’t get hurt then it’s cool and I don’t give a fuck so they should fuck off because they have no sense of humour becaus they’re hippies and they take everything seriously even though they are all supposed to be like “happiness peace and love especially in animals’ anuses” so they are condadictiory fags again.

5. They like The Beatles and I don’t like The Beatles because they are long haired twats with no talent and did alot of drugs which is wrong but then again I do alot of drugs so it could be good. Also Paul McCartney’s wife died of faggy cancer which means she pussied out on him which immidiately makes him a faggot.

6. They get naked in fields and have sex with eachother in public, no one wants to see them get naked and have sex because they are all horrible to look at if it were a fit girl like Rachel Riley getting it on with a lesbian clone of herself I wouldn’t mind but because it’s hippy’s it makes it shit.

7. They contradict themselves again because they are trying to save plants and shit when they spend most of their time smoking them instead which also causes pollution. I like to smoke weed but at least I fucking admit that I’m polluting the environment.

8. They are vegitarians therefore they are scum. The inbread vegan ones are even worse.

9. They don’t eat steak which is bad because steak is good anyone who doesn’t eat steak is immediately shit at life.

10. They are gay

11. One of them came into my house and started fingering my cat which was really bad then they started fucking my cat which was even worse.

12. They are also gay

13. They want everything to be organic and fairtrade when personally I don’t give a shit.

PS: Don’t be offended if your a hippy and you’re reading this but I want you to go and die stop making out that your opinions are true because it makes you look like a fucking bellend all my opinions are true obviously.

1. They’re not conservatives, and conservatives are cool cus they conserve their coolness.

2. They love bumming foxes and foxes are cool.

3. They want fox hunting to be banned and foxes deserve to die.

4. Socialists are like those knobs at parties that are more sociable than you cuz theyre nobs.

5. Socialists aren’t good at making friends, but Conservatives are. Especially with the miners, they were pleased to get out of those shit jobs and they all marched down to London to personally congratulate the legend that is Thatcher (I’ll ignore she’s a woman shes obvi a man anyway). But the police battered them out which was dickish and thats cus the police are actually socialist bastards.

6. They’re all probably women, apart from Ed Millitwat. He’s just a labour trannie, who felt a bit left out.

7. They’re vegetarian vegan hippy knobs.

8. They shop at Gaytrose and not Poundland.

9. Jeremy Kyle told me personally while he was shagging some vegan behind Sainspussies, that he doesn’t approve of them, so neither do I.

10. LABOUR FOR LIFEEEE!!1!!!1111!!11!1

P.S. Please don’t be offended as you know I’m very open minded I just don’t approve of socialism and the ideologies and views expressed… although it’s mainly cus they don’t shop at Poundland.

1. They belong in the kitchen cause it’s their natural habitat, you don’t see a gorilla protesting in the jungle that he actually belongs in a zoo do you? no.

2. Women make me a good steak so that is what they should spend their life doing instead of trying to be independent

3. Most women who demand rights are lesbians and this means that they are ugly as fuck, cause to be honest everyone knows that good looking lesbians aren’t real and are only in proper good porn videos and ugly people don’t have rights either so this means that all the pretty women are happy to make steak and have babies.

4. it’s science and evolution, and if they demand rights then they are taking the piss out of darwin and he should shit on them like he did with the faggot vegetarians

5. if i was a bloke earning a good living at the power plant and i went home i would expect my wife to be passive and make me steak so she should do that and if she starts to demand an alternative in her favour the bitch is being a crap woman and is disrespecting me and traditions that have been passed down for generations

6. Women were created to give birth and if she starts implying i should give birth instead the bitch is fucking mad i mean a kick in the balls is the worst pain known to man giving birth is a walk in the park compared to having your balls kicked so if i had to have some baby coming out of me hurting my ass whilst knocking my balls around at the same time and hurting them then the bitch is taking the piss out of me and is going against my human rights and should be locked in bitch prison

7. Ronald McDonald and that bloke from KFC are more famous than all the women in the world put together even more famous than lady gaga but she’s a man anyway so that means that the fame of the women has just shot to rock bottom and men are more famous

8. Women have the massive responsibility of continuing the human race by having babies so they should accept this responsibility and be proud they are the chosen ones

9. men are better

10. Rachel Riley off countdown is a proper representable woman, she doesn’t fuss around she earns her living looking sexy and stacking shelves and doing the occasional simple maths sum and all girls should learn from her (except for the bit where there are two bloke contestants and they can’t figure out the maths sum and she shows them in a breeze how to do it, that bit is shit cus it implies that women are better than men when actually they aren’t)

11. men are better

Above: Rachel Riley off of countdown, a role model for all real women, i bet she makes a fucking amazing steak too